Herp Derp :D

This is awesomeness :)

Best day of the month is when your data resets. #truth #firstworldproblems
Dat ash. #camel #turkishroyal #punny
Just a cool ass praying mantis. #prayingmantis #Perry #nature #andshit
So much fucking truth in that statement.
I keep double taking when I’m helping out customers because I keep thinking Macklemore is staring at me.
I love coming into work and there being a box of candy. I will eat all of this tonight. #fatkid

What my day has mostly consisted of.

What my day has mostly consisted of.

kaosunseen:

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

yeah shit me too sign me up

This would probably be more popular than the fucking Kardashians.

(via theperksofbeingyoha)